Grade: C
Director: DJ Caruso (Disturbia)
Writer: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar and Marti Noxon (based on the novel by Pittacus Lore)
Starring: Alex Pettyfer as John Smith/Number 4, Dianna Agron as Sarah Hart, Timothy Olyphant as Henri and Callan McAuliffe as Sam Goode
We’ve seen it before, and it’s too bad. The young actors in this film, paired with film and television veterans Kevin Durand (LOST) and Timothy Olyphant (Justified), should lead to something spectacular. But DJ Caruso, who helmed the excellent(ish) thrillers Disturbia and Eagle Eye, falls short in an attempt to adapt the successful young teen novel.
John Smith is one of an endangered species of alien who was transported to Earth from his home planet of Lorien to escape the attacking Mogadorians. Eight Lorien children escaped and can only be killed in numerical order. When his leg lights up after the third is killed, John and his guardian Henri move from Florida to Ohio. In Ohio, high-schooler John meets and becomes friends with Sarah, a reclusive amateur photographer whom he falls in love with, and Sam, a conspiracy theorist who is bullied at school. But trouble brews when the Mogadorians discover that John is in Ohio, and an epic adventure ensues.
While this film is incredibly predictable, it serves well for what it was supposed to be: a pre-teen/teenage boy’s action flick in February, where film business is slow. It’s got everything you need: action, cute girls (Number 6 is a girl played by Teresa Palmer, who’s easy on the eyes, if you know what I mean) to fall in love with and aliens. And Michael Bay, one of the producers on the project along with Steven Spielberg. With the effort Bay is supposedly putting into Transformers: Dark of the Moon, he may be gaining a bit of leverage in my book.
I Am Number Four thrives on the teen-alien angst of its lead, Alex Pettyfer, who is becoming a growing name in the film industry. In fact, his other film Beastly came out a mere two weeks later. He will star later this year in Now with other young stars Amanda Seyfried, Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde, Cillian Murphy and Matt Bomer. Anyways, Pettyfer does a good job of portraying the material, which is weak enough that you can’t fault Pettyfer’s plastic acting because that’s who the character is. He’s two-dimensional in a two-dimensional character: kicking butt and being angry. Agron, whose turn as the popular-girl-in-school Quinn Fabray on Glee got me excited for this movie in the first place, plays a similar character in that she’s frustrated and screaming, because she’s just an outcast photographer. Olyphant and Durand make the best of their characters who are also weakly written, something we’ve seen before. Palmer’s an accented mess, while Jake Abel plays the school bully and Sarah’s ex-boyfriend to an A, A for average.
That script though. John falls in love with Sarah in a matter of three days or so. What? It’s saving grace that Sam is actually quite entertaining. The best line in the film comes when Sam kills a Mogadorian in the final battle. He says to Sarah, who witnesses that whole thing: “I play a lot of XBOX.”
In the end, that’s what I Am Number Four plays out to be: your average adaptation that would make your average decent action-adventure video game.